Drunk monkeys and invisible cows…

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Drunk monkeys with typing skills gain access to a laptop, and use their internet connection to hire dwarfs with superpowers for unrevealed purpose.

i wanted to find something interesting to write an article on, so that’s the first thing that came to my mind when I started thinking about it. I searched the Internet in order to find any information on the subject. Surprisingly, nothing relevant was there. Unbelievable! Not even one single article on such a popular topic. Then I thought the search engines would be more¬†efficient if I used only a few keywords related to the topic. Still nothing. But I am not a quitter. I had no intention to relinquish and managed to find some information on monkeys with drinking problems and others with typing skills but nothing related to them trying to recruit dwarfs.

Eventually, i ended up visiting a website called findtheinvisiblecow.com. UNBELIEVABLE. I had to see what that was all about. It was just a blank page and I could move my cursor around. There was a voice too, repeating the word cow, and the closer I got to the invisible cow the louder the voice was getting. Finally I could click on it and then a cow was revealed. I found a couple more cows and closed the page. How the fuck did I end up there? What happened to the monkeys? Who the fuck is so sick to create such a stupid game and relate it to drunk monkeys?

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It was easy…

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It really was. Creating a blog here took me no longer than 15 minutes.

But what’s the point really? Who reads this stuff? I could post stuff on Facebook. My friends would see them, but no one else would. So here is the right place? I guess I can trick some people to visit this page, but that’s as far as it can possibly go. I can find a million bloggers that write about stupid things, have stupid concerns, give stupid advice etc. Stupidity is all over the place! Still they attract a lot of visitors.

I got tired writing already. Or was I tired already, before I started writing? I have a million topics to write on and I do not know where to start. Let me think about it….