Mysterious dwarfs and drunk monkeys

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Nothing is more important than doing research on mysterious dwarfs related to drunk monkeys that have a secret plan and unknown intentions.

So, if I had enough money I would create a team of skilled, hard working researchers to investigate in depth that secret plan and eventually reveal it to the whole world.

This is not a simple task. It would take a lot of time and I would have to invest a lot of money. Apparently it would be worth the try!