The truth about mommy bloggers… (part 1)


Mommy bloggers are everywhere. No matter how hard you try to avoid them you, it won’t happen.

There are millions of them and they are spreading like a disease. If you are not a woman and you do not have any kids you shouldn’t worry, because you can’t get infected. If you read some of their posts though, there is a great chance you will puke in your mouth a little bit. Why is that? Is the content of their posts disgusting? NO. But the degree of attention-whoring you will face is!

So who are they and why are they doing this to humanity? Well, most of them are women that got married, made a couple of kids and sit on their asses all day, while their husband gets raped at work trying to earn money and provide for them. And he does make a lot of money apparently, since the statistics show that the average annual household income for mommy bloggers is 25% higher than it is for non-blogging mothers.

Only 1 out of 50,000 turns out to have considerable power and influence on the others. That’s because none of them really cares to give useful advice or actually looks to take some advice from others. They just enjoy talking about themselves and their non-existing problems. They couldn’t possibly have anything interesting to write about. Nothing exciting will happen when you just sit on then couch and watch television all day, talk on the phone, get pedicures, manicures, waxing and hair services, and search on the internet for porn. These “desperate housewives”… they really thought they could inspire someone. So much stupidity I cant believe there is a real person writing and not a clever monkey or something that somehow got access to a computer.

So how come they have so many followers and comments on their posts?

Simple! They just follow each other! And they make meaningless, kind, encouraging comments on each others posts so that one mommy blogger will appreciate it and then do the same for the other mommy blogger. PATHETIC! That’s fucking PATHETIC! Eventually they believe their own lie. They start to actually believe they are successful in what they do, so much that they could even fly to a blogger conference. Paranoia.

They can’t stand the fact that no one cares about them or their stupid kids and will never stop looking for attention. This insanity must be put to end. Blogging should be illegal for mothers. Although I am not sure that paying a huge fine would stop them. Some of them were not intimidated by jail either and poisoned their own children in order to blog about their battle with sickness. What a way to draw attention.

I believe mommy bloggers should find a new hobby before they become a danger to their own family. When at home, one can cook, wash the dishes, clean the house, do the laundry and lots of other stuff. They should try that. Since they are not willing to find a real job, they can do at least that._


Do I HATE fat kids or do I CARE about them?


I do not like kids in general. I don’t like it when they cry, don’t like it when they ask a lot of questions, I don’t like it when they do stupid things to draw attention, I don’t like it when my friends bring them out with us and I have to pretend I like them, I don’t like it when they are sitting at the table next to mine in a restaurant, making a lot of noise, and their parents just can’t shut them up. A lot of things I don’t like about them.

Little kids ask silly questions, walk in a weird way, have a strange look on their face and tend to stare at things a lot. It is like they are stoned all the time! 

And I am not talking about babies here. Don’t get me started on that one! As far as they are concerned, when I hear things like: “Look how cute that baby is”, “Is it a boy? So handsome!” or “Your little girl is so beautiful” I don’t know how to react. Should I start laughing or should I remain calm and serious, and just ask them one simple question like: What the fuck are you talking about? Let’s face it. Let’s be honest. ALL babies are UGLY. No exceptions.

OK, let’s get back to our topic. I am 28 years old, I am still very young. So I might change my mind in 10 years and actually start to like the idea of having my own children. I know it could happen and it probably will. BUT one thing I am not changing my mind on, is that I will never, I mean NEVER, allow myself to let my kids become fat. I find it inconceivable and unacceptable. I can’t understand how any parent would allow that to happen. What are they thinking? Fat kids can be healthy kids, but they will grow up to have a million health problems. They will not learn the importance of eating healthy meals, exercising and controlling their weight. Eventually, besides having health problems, they will grow up to be fat too because they will have no discipline and that can cause even more problems. Not many women like fat guys and (for sure) no man likes a fat woman. Not everybody grows up to become a model, but weight is something that someone can control and hitting the gym a couple of times per week never harmed anybody. So am I saying that fat people have trouble socializing? No, and that’s because most f them tend to be very friendly, outgoing and funny (for OBVIOUS reasons). Fat kids though can’t even be funny. So that leaves them with NOTHING. Nothing except their burgers, ice creams, candy and anything else they could possibly eat in excess.

So all you fat people out there, and especially mother-bloggers, might hate me but I will always hate your fat kids.

I suggest that you should stay calm, appreciate my honesty and take your time to think about it.

Feel free to come back and thank me!

P.S.: Your kids don’t need to know about me and how I improved their lives. You can take all the credit._